I Steal Everything letra

Want food but got no money
I'm screwed, or so it would seem
That's why I came up with this brilliant scheme
Just steal everything

For real, I'm not that picky
I'll steal whatever's in sight
Don't judge, 'cause you don't understand my plight

(Spoken) Hey, my crutch!
(Spoken) It's mine now, loser
I steal everything

Did you know that in this barbaric country
They only give you money if you work?
Thanks but no thanks, The Man
I'll keep stealing all I can
Instead of being a fascist, yuppy jerk

Hippy!
Fucker!
Slacker!
Sucker!

Who would seek employment
When life offers such enjoyment?

Anything I get I can get for free
Besides, the economy's shit
So I make haste when making exits
Get chased by a murderous mob
Hey man, still beats getting a job
Am I right?

Asshole!
Oh, wow
Douchebag!
Hey now!
Just one question, why man?
'Cause you stole my daughter's hymen

That's completely fair
But in my defense
(Spoken) Dude, your daughter's hot

I feel that it's my duty
To steal, 'cause stealing's an art
I'll steal clothing and shelter, whatever I lack
Candy from babies, the shirt off your back
Credit, identities, thunder, and scenes
Intellectual property, whatever that means

And if you look closer
This poor little orphan will steal your heart

Team StarKid - Letras

• (Don't) Play a Riff On My Heartstrings
• 1001 Nights
• Allison and John
• Backfire
• Beauty
• Boy Toy
• Broken Record
• Caught In The Lie
• Caulk The Wagon
• Cho Chang
• Chorn
• Climate Change
• Cup Of Roasted Coffee
• Dark, Sad, Lonely Knight ( versão Apocalyptour)
• Deck The Halls (Of Northville High School)
• Different As Can Be
• Dream a Little Harder
• Duck Is Lord
• Duder's a Spy
• Dysentery World
• Even Though
• Everything And More
• Fancy Machine
• Finale
• Fire
• Flight Of The Pussies
• Get Back Up
• Gettin' Along
• Ginny
• Goin' Back To Hogwarts
• Going Back To Heaven During Those Days Of Hogwarts On Earth
• Gone to Oregon!
• Granger Danger
• Guys Like Potter
• Happy Ending
• Harry
• Harry Freakin' Potter
• Hermione Can't Draw
• Hideous Creatures
• Hold Her Like a Murder
• I Steal Everything
• I Still Think
• I Wanna Be
• I've Seen You Around Here Before
• If I Belived In Wishes
• If I Loved You
• Independence
• Into The Night - Firebringer
• It's Over Now
• Jemilla's Lament
• Just A Taste
• Kick It Up a Notch
• Life
• Listen To Your Heart
• Little White Lie (Medley)
• Lost Without You
• Love Granade
• Me And My Dick
• Missing You
• Naked In a Lake
• No Way!
• Not Alone
• Not Alone/Goin' Back To Hogwarts
• Not Over Yet
• Ouch My Butt
• Paint Me
• Pays To Be An Animal
• Ready To Go (Alternative Version)
• Robin Sucks!
• Rogues Are We
• Rogues Medley
• Same Old Situation
• Sami
• Sami/Harry (Apocalyptour)
• Sidekick
• Silent Movies
• Speedrun
• Status Quo
• Super Friends (Apocalyptour)
• Take Off Your Clothes
• Teething
• The American Way
• The City
• The Dragon Song
• The Grind
• The Night Belongs To Snarl
• The Night Belongs To Us
• The Way I do
• This Is The End
• To Be a Man
• To Dance Again
• Together
• Twisted
• Voldemort Is Goin' Down
• Wagon on Fire
• We Are People Now
• We Got Work To Do
• We Wish We Were Kids
• Welcome To The Stone Age
• What If Tomorrow Comes
• What If?
• When I Was
• When The World's At Stake
• Wizard Of The Year
• You Gotta Go